My picks from #safetytipsforladies on Twitter.
actually sitting here crying with laughter
SEXUAL CONSENT VOLTRON
break up lines: I don’t ship us
we’re my notp
we’re no longer canon
we can still be a brotp
this ship is sinking
it was just a social experiment
**hands them a sock**
People who hate on Pepper because she gets in the way of them shipping Tony with some other male character in the Avengers’verse
People who hate on Pepper because she gets in the way of them shipping Tony with themselves
People who hate on Pepper
Oh god yes, gimmie.
I would cry every time I washed my hands.
I would invent characters I’ve murdered and I would cry over them.
“Oh God, Jimmy. I’m so sorry. I’m so sorry. I never meant to— Oh God.”
can I HAVE one of these?
i want to use this soap and come out of the bathroom screaming
and just kinda run away
casually reblogging after looking through my tags…. don’t mind me….
This would be awesome.
want. want want want want want. waaant.
i would be all furtive about it and like leave my pocketknife out on the counter covered in bloodsoap and just mutter to myself shooting dirty looks at anyone who came in
I would put this in an ordinary soap dispenser at home. Then I would accidentally walk in on my confused guest washing their hands in the bathroom and scream “WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO SARAH!?”
I’m going to get this and that shower curtain and bath mat that turn blood red when wet and I will have thE GREATEST BATHROOM EVER
I’m enjoying the comments. Everyone on this website secretly wants to murder someone.
but wouldnt this be handy if you did murder someone and you also had this soap so if anyone saw blood on your hands you could say it was soap and wash it off??
if you need to scream at someone, there’s always tamara c: no, srsly, there’s me. we can make bad puns and dying whale noises and all that good stuff so you feel better \o/
Thanks, that would be great. Bad puns and dying whale noises. And ice cream with nutella.
Thank you so much! I really hope it goes as well. ^^
I’m freaking out. Today I applied for Disney Work Experience and it’s kind of a big deal for me and know I’m scared to do it, but I’m also scared I won’t pass and I can’t freak out now because I’m having all my test and paperwork this and the next week and the process starts two days after my last test and alksdbfaksdbflkasjbdfkjdflkas I just need to breath and stop and relax. In and out, in and out
I know what I`m doing for my art project next week
ARE YOU SHITTING ME
LACEY WATCH THIS. Holy… frik
just lost my fucking mind.
tHERE IT IS
YOU FOUDN IT OMFG
This is literally my favorite set of comic panels ever.
This. Totally how I would react too.
OMG JULIA LOOK! FURTHER PROOF THAT YOU ARE INDEED SPIDEY! specially the line from the second panel. i can picture you /perfectly/ saying ‘instincts bad’
I really am, ain’t I? *-*