vantasticmess:

thedinosaurprince:

fuckingrapeculture:

signifierofmalepower:

My picks from #safetytipsforladies on Twitter.

brilliant

ALWAYS REBLOG.

actually sitting here crying with laughter

SEXUAL CONSENT VOLTRON

codenamesexy:

break up lines: I don’t ship us

we’re my notp

we’re no longer canon 

we’re canoff

we’re cannot

we can still be a brotp

this ship is sinking

it was just a social experiment

**hands them a sock**

Hill Valley throughout the years. 

That’s actually me when I have blood exams to take.

iron-han:

People who hate on Pepper because she gets in the way of them shipping Tony with some other male character in the Avengers’verse

People who hate on Pepper because she gets in the way of them shipping Tony with themselves

People who hate on Pepper

the-sonic-url:

thegothicalice:

thesp8game:

rangerkimmy:

cornerof5thandvermouth:

artsytechnophile:

ebullientefflorescence:

my-own-judgement:

devils-trap:

youhornysimpletons:

findingpadfoot:

moistviolinpigs:

Oh god yes, gimmie.

I would cry every time I washed my hands.
I would invent characters I’ve murdered and I would cry over them.

“Oh God, Jimmy. I’m so sorry. I’m so sorry. I never meant to— Oh God.” 

this is

just

can I HAVE one of these?

i want to use this soap and come out of the bathroom screaming

and just kinda run away

casually reblogging after looking through my tags…. don’t mind me….

This would be awesome. 

want. want want want want want. waaant.

i would be all furtive about it and like leave my pocketknife out on the counter covered in bloodsoap and just mutter to myself shooting dirty looks at anyone who came in

I would put this in an ordinary soap dispenser at home. Then I would accidentally walk in on my confused guest washing their hands in the bathroom and scream “WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO SARAH!?”

I’m going to get this and that shower curtain and bath mat that turn blood red when wet and I will have thE GREATEST BATHROOM EVER

I’m enjoying the comments. Everyone on this website secretly wants to murder someone.

but wouldnt this be handy if you did murder someone and you also had this soap so if anyone saw blood on your hands you could say it was soap and wash it off??

if you need to scream at someone, there’s always tamara c: no, srsly, there’s me. we can make bad puns and dying whale noises and all that good stuff so you feel better \o/

Thanks, that would be great. Bad puns and dying whale noises. And ice cream with nutella. 

Thank you so much! I really hope it goes as well. ^^ 

I’m freaking out. Today I applied for Disney Work Experience and it’s kind of a big deal for me and know I’m scared to do it, but I’m also scared I won’t pass and  I can’t freak out now because I’m having all my test and paperwork this and the next week and the process starts two days after my last test and alksdbfaksdbflkasjbdfkjdflkas I just need to breath and stop and relax. In and out, in and out

penandpage:

39cliffsidedrive:

Actual 3-year-old Tony Stark, everyone. 

Remember The Battle Of Hogwarts, May 2, 1998

… always

lackyannie:

rennygirl:

sass-master-jack-frost:

creepylandshark:

zamii070:

I know what I`m doing for my art project next week

ARE YOU SHITTING ME

LACEY WATCH THIS. Holy… frik

just lost my fucking mind.

tangerineboxes:

pickedyou:

eileenpaints:

peterpreciousparker:

escapedpatronus:

tHERE IT IS

YOU FOUDN IT OMFG

This is literally my favorite set of comic panels ever.

This. Totally how I would react too.

OMG JULIA LOOK! FURTHER PROOF THAT YOU ARE INDEED SPIDEY! specially the line from the second panel. i can picture you /perfectly/ saying ‘instincts bad’

I really am, ain’t I?  *-*